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    Apróstata‏ @haprostata 15 Mar 2015

    -Ha sido horrible, hemos tenido que recurrir al canibalismo. -Solo hace dos horas del accidente... -Bueno, pues ya nos vamos cenaos...

    6:17 AM - 15 Mar 2015
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    • Jesús Méndez 💪Marcos Mora Carlos Acebes Julio Basulto Monchi Galvancia LoLa McNulty LA BRUTA Javier Peña Galvez
    28 replies 5,910 retweets 4,460 likes
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      1.  Ⓜiguelito®‏ @elmalosa 7 Dec 2016
        Replying to @haprostata

        JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      2. Apróstata‏ @haprostata 7 Dec 2016
        Replying to @elmalosa

        La cena a las nueve en punto es innegociable 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. entropia de gibbs‏ @1stentropy 1 Nov 2015
        Replying to @haprostata

        @haprostata PRECAUCIÓN! que os puede dar cáncer. Bajo su riesgo...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      2. Apróstata‏ @haprostata 1 Nov 2015
        Replying to @1stentropy

        @1stentropy Solo como caucásicos. Carne blanca 100%. Todo controlao.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. PABLO CAMIONERO‏ @CAMIONEROPABLO 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @haprostata

        @MartnSevilla La marcha de #chatcamioneros: A-7. Puerto Lumbreras http://lamarchadelcamionero.blogspot.com/2009/08/7-puerto-lumbreras.html?spref=tw …pic.twitter.com/2o81eYzVVb

        AXARQUIA TIR
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      1. Detodalavida‏ @beriskrom 19 Mar 2015
        Replying to @haprostata

        @haprostata @raulc1979 métele pan, que si no te aburre... ;)

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      1. Asombrado‏ @esasOtra 7 Dec 2016
        Replying to @haprostata

        @mea_pulpa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Domènec Segura  🇮🇪‏ @DomenecSegura 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @haprostata

        @haprostata @A__Pere Y las sobras nos las envuelve en papel albal

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      1. Lu de Córdoba‏ @lu_decordoba 31 May 2015
        Replying to @haprostata

        @haprostata @Hombre_al_agua Jajajajajaja...me ha "encantao".

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      1. Emmet L. Brown‏ @regresandovoy 8 May 2015
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        @haprostata @Riveriego_https://twitter.com/regresandovoy/status/577962954768965632 …

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        Emmet L. Brown @regresandovoy
        En la película «Viven», falta un pasajero vegetariano que sólo se coma las plantas de los pies.
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      1. MrGris‏ @MrGris949 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @haprostata @MrHarleyx

        Es lo que tiene salir sin picar algo antes...

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      1. ¡¡Bicho!!‏ @Vickryx 6 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/9YeLlUL5bt

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      1. ROBERTO RODRIGUEZ‏ @robrodrlimymant 31 May 2017
        Replying to @haprostata @JaniJoplin

        No bromees con el canivalismo gonorrea, malpari'o...es el unico campo de la gastronomia, aun sin chefs catodicos....

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      1. Maria Belen Gonzalez‏ @mariabe56228212 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @haprostata

        @haprostata @SenoritaPuri Pues no hay que ser tan tiquismiquis miquis !! Qué te han hecho los caucasicos? Ehh, ,Ehh??lo haces a próstata!

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      1. Erik el rojo‏ @Redcoim 8 Oct 2015
        Replying to @haprostata

        @haprostata @gonnassau Jajaja...!!!

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      1. Payasobobo‏ @payasobobo 30 Aug 2015
        Replying to @haprostata

        @haprostatapic.twitter.com/4Jnn3ULgmP

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      1. NUNU‏ @EduinurNria 12 Jul 2015
        Replying to @haprostata

        @haprostata @frenopatix Eso es prevision..........

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      1. Amarins‏ @Amarins74 3 Jun 2015
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        @haprostata @SenoritaPuri XDD!!!!

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      1. chus y su peña‏ @elcrucificao 18 Mar 2015
        Replying to @haprostata

        @haprostata jajajajajajajaja hombre prevenido vale por dos

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